Mystery of Life

So how did Al Bundy get Sofia Vergara?

Aren't they loaded? That and he puts up with her Douchebag son Manny. Here is the even bigger mystery. What the fuck is Katie Tokerz doing dating the fat gay guy? LOL. Obviously not gay in real life but what are the odds? She was always overrated in my opinion...much like any of the so called "hot girls" of our grade. Erin Peters??? What was that whole obsession with her all about?

We used to refer to Erin as a "vapid whore", using Mr. Damelio's word of the day...Sums her up pretty well, I'd say.

2 great points by Bear

1. Mr. Damelio's Word of the Day... can we just admit that guy is a fn legend?

2. Usage of vapid as an adjective in this scenario could not be more perfect.

Great start of the rants and raves thread by Bousquet...somehow in a matter of 3 posts we somehow managed to get from Al Bundy to Erin Peters is a "Vapid Whore".

What's next? Michelle Dwyer the Wombat Fucker?

Frankie D absolutely IS the man. He's teaching again at SH. I took a public speaking course with him last year. Dude certainly is a living legend.

Also, Sofia loves Polk High football stories. To bring things round 360.

I recall a night in 2002. On a picnic table sat Joy Flanagan, one lit up Keith Creelman, and myself. At the end of a flanagan testimony about why her graduating class was "so cool, and the best evaaa," Creel nudges me and in an attempt to whisper YELLS "what the f*** is she talking about, she sucks, the whole class sucks!" JF hears this(people in neighboring towns could) and responds, "Keith, you don't mean that." Keith nudges me, gets up, looks at JF and says "two thousand and f*** them all." he gives me a smirk that seems to suggest he just spit infinite wisdom, turned, and walked (Stumbled) to the nearest flat surface and passed out.

Lol, I believe the message was (or intended) was 2001 and fuck the rest. Could be mistaken, but was somehow implying that the class of 2001 (a class I was not a part of) was somehow much cooler than our graduating class.

I do remember waking up the next morning having pissed myself. I also think Ryan saved me from some asshole wanting to kick me out of whatever I was using as a sleeping aparatus at the time.

Mike Degangi's??? Not 100% sure.

Keith..indeed you are correct on all counts. The piss part, news to me

2001, bitches! Def better than 2000..

Speaking of Joy Flanagan, I can recall a time 2003? went to Celtics game with Bousquet. I was decked out in thugwear, rocking an MJ Washington Bullets jersey. After the game I am in the T squished from the hoards of people and I see these 3 hooligans staring at me from across the way. It appeared as though they were rapping but instead they were yelling obscenities at me because they thought I was looking at their boy the wrong way. Needless to say I told the kid to shut the fuck up. Instantly he makes his way through the crowd which parts like the red sea with 2 of his boys. The kid threatens me by saying "I oughta slice you up right here", meanwhile his 2 friends can be heard in the background saying "slice him up D". Told me to not look his way for the rest of the trip or there would be consequences.

So instead of making the transfer at Park Street, Bousq and I got off at some random stop and 1st person we saw getting off the T was Joy...random.

But really? "Slice him up D?" Fucking jokers. Kid is hopefully lying in a ditch somewhere while a methhead is buttfucking his corpse.